Jubilee

Dressed in attire for a formal gathering
Of queens, princesses, dutchesses -the wives of all importance
The aristicratics were seated at a table
In a great banquet hall
Served by hairless men
With manicured skin
Wearing muzzles, leather briefs
Every man -child wearing a unique codpiece
The centerpiece an immaculate silver platter
Skillfully engraved with an intricate floral pattern
And when the dish was unveiled
Their favorite annual delicacy
Was devoured with unladylike passion
As royalty feasted
On the hearts of many roasted pigs