A mysterious turn of events
Infested the town with sheep
Lambs crowded schoolyards
Ewe blocked the roads
Mutton at every juncture
Halting the busy city flow
"We must shear and eat
Our path to freedom"
The mayor of the town said
"For if we allow the flock
To suffocate our way of life,
We'll be over run and dead!"
With great fear and determination
The town folk fleeced and slaughtered
Feast and tottered
And did not cease until they
Shaved and strangled every single one
At the roast they said grace
Made a toast giving thanks To
God above for sending sheep
And not a giant ape
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